The ‘joy’ of paper free billing; or the ‘convenience’ of automatic bill payment

Convenient to whom? More like automatic bank account hoovering!
(aka vacuuming.)

“You can save time and never worry about missing a payment.”

Translation: You can forget about your bill while we continue to hike up charges in small increments that you won’t notice or complain about.

I’m sorry. If you want me to do all your work for you, for free, then you can think again! Saving YOU paper, saving YOU bad check hassles, saving YOU bookkeeping staff expenses with your same overall crappy products and service?

And some of you want to CHARGE us to send a bill if we DON’T accept this!

How can you live with yourself? Seriously.